第五章 好戏连台

朱标那奏折刚扔下，",", 一个尖嘴猴腮的小个子就踉踉跄跄冲进来了。",", 他脖子一扬，卷着袖子，脸上横着几道血口子，活像个人形的 stop 灯。",", "陛下！臣有本要奏！",", 他哆哆嗦嗦掏出个破布包，倒出来一大把头发，中央还夹着几张碎纸。","

"头发？",", 朱元璋眯起眼睛，",", 牙缝里挤出个字。",", "你要跟朕邀功？",", 段匹夫咧着嘴，五官都快挤到一块儿去了，", "这可是臣三天没洗脸，头发掉的！为了蒙蔽奸臣，臣寻思着……",", 他说着说着自己都说不下去了，估计是想说故意弄脏头发来冒充有疾。

朱元璋往后一仰，倒在椅背上。",", 他揉着太阳穴，","> 好家伙，天天一个调调，比那被阉了的小太监跳胡旋舞还烦。",">,""你以为朕不知道？",", 他冷笑一声，","> "这些日子能让你这穷酸分子活蹦乱跳的，除了给朕提鞋，还能有别的？","

段匹夫吓得一哆嗦，赶紧跪下磕头。",", 他磕得咚咚响，","> "陛下圣明！臣……臣不敢有二心！","> 等他抬起头，朱元璋二话不说，抄起旁边一个 burning warm 的蜡笔，","> "给朕画个像！",">

",", 段匹夫当场傻了眼。",", 他这穷酸一个，哪见过这阵仗？",", 还没等他反应过来，旁边几个太监已经架着画板围上来了。",", 旁边还站着个新来的太监，刚被扔过来的缸里洗了把脸，正咧着嘴笑。","> "段公公，您可真是多才多艺啊！",">

",", 段匹夫看着他们手里的布，还有那个黑乎乎的狼毫笔，脸唰地白了。",", 他知道这帮太监的厉害，","> 特别是那个脸上长疤的，","> 据说是拿炭灰当粉底，能把人画得像包公一样黑，然后再用酱油调色，活灵活现。",">

",", "陛下！臣……臣手无缚鸡之力啊！","> 段匹夫哀嚎着开始挣扎，","> 结果被几个太监按在地上，","> 那狼毫笔就戳在他鼻尖上了。",">

","> "还敢挣扎？